It’s happened. Last week, when BB asked a question and my mum and I answered at the same time with the same words in the same tone, I realised there’s absolutely no getting away from it: I’m slowly but surely turning into my mother.
Not that there’s anything wrong with my mum – she’s definitely what you’d call a glamorous granny (pictured) – but I find myself saying and doing things she said and did when I was young that I swore I would never do. Like saying ‘play nicely’ and making homemade popcorn to take to the cinema because I can’t bring myself to shell out for the cinema version.
Even worse, when I sat down and thought about it I realised there’s not just one or two signs I’m turning into my mum, there’s a lengthy list.
So here it is – 10 signs you’re turning into your mother:
1. You say things like ‘we’ll see’ (which always means no) ‘I’m not going to ask you again’ and ‘there are children in the world who don’t have anything’. If I ever say ‘simmer down’ or ‘wind your neck in’ someone please shoot me.
2. You call the child you want to speak to the first few syllables of the name of everyone else in the house, including the pets, before eventually arriving at the right one.
3. When you sit down you find yourself sighing involuntarily, and – from nowhere – the words ‘that’s better’ sometimes even jump out of your mouth.
4. You start tucking tissues up your sleeve and lick them to clean a child’s face when out and about.
5. You start cutting the labels out of clothes.
6. You suddenly find magazines like Good Housekeeping a really interesting read (I’ve had a subscription and everything!)
7. You start using coupons in the supermarket and they even have their own special place in your handbag. You also find yourself overly excited to try this site to find the best discounts around at your favourite stores. What’s more, you get a satisfying thrill when the till beeps and deducts the saving.
8. You start storing the most miniscule pieces of leftover food in tubs and wrapped in cling film in the fridge, even though you know you’ll never use them.
9. You have no idea who the celebrities on programmes like Big Brother and I’m a Celebrity are.
10. You find yourself muttering ‘what a lot of rubbish’ when watching TV and listening to the radio.
So that’s it: my fate is sealed. How about you – are you turning into your mother? Or are you totally different?
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It’s a very scary thing to realise this. Yes to all. Yes to all! Leftovers, giving out, the name thing – what is with the name thing – since my baby was born, I have yet to call her by her proper name on first try! Great post #effitfriday
Yes it’s VERY scary indeed!x
I really hope not! They are the classic mum things to say and do. It’s like they’re passed to you on an inscribed stone for you to memorise during the fug of labour. Dads don’t get that. Instead we get a llttle book of Dad jokes hidden in the placenta.
I’ve noticed Dadisms sneaking up on me. Little turns of phrase that come from nowhere and the Dad jokes I used to groan at as a child I now found immensely funny to inflict on the cubs.
#effitfriday
Misery Guts is exactly the same with his ‘crap’ dad jokes – he thinks he’s so funny!
Brilliant – love this post. I am definitely showing signs of turning into my mother – I find myself saying “we’ll see” and “don’t you know there are children starving in the world?” all the time and yes I have been known to clean my child’s face with a licked tissue (definitely something I swore I would never do!). I also find myself thinking “what is this rubbish?” when I hear something currently in the charts come on the radio. Glad it’s not just me! 🙂
No it’s not just you – I wouldn’t even have a clue what’s in the charts nowadays. Unless it was Take That!!
It’s not just you. I’m off to weep into my sleeve tissue. #FridayFrolics
So pleased to hear it (not the weeping bit though, obviously!)
Hi Natalie, at times I find myself sounding like both of my parents and it does make me laugh. As like you I swore I would never spout that rubbish!
I will hold my hands up to numbers two (it’s confusing having more pets than people in the house) and nine (no idea, even when reading the news).
I can’t remember my Mum collecting coupons, but I do, so not sure where I got that from…
xx
You can’t beat a good coupon or voucher!!
I can’t begin to tell you how many times a day I say “we’ll see” – something I always hating hearing as a kid
I always hated it too – it was soooo frustrating to hear!
The first three are the most common for me. Saying “We’ll see” is heard way too much in my house because my youngest is always asking for something. LOL! #effitfriday
I do it all the time – I just can’t help it!x
You don’t know how lucky you are is common refrain in this house … I am so my mother!! #thelist
Oh yes – I’d forgotten that one!!
lol I started turning into my mum a long time ago! #PoCoLo
Maybe it’s one of those things that comes to us all eventually…
Haha, great post. I am literally like a carbon copy of my Mum and I am happy about it, she is awesome 🙂
Everything that comes out of my mouth these days sounds like my mum!!
Everytime I catch myself doing something that reminds me of my mother I try to change it really quick. I remember the younger version of my mother…and as she has gotten older she has changed A LOT. I am hoping to avoid that kind of change. Funny post. I do a lot of the things on the list…funny thing is I didn’t learn them from my mother lol. I am visiting from #effitfridays.Trista
Maybe it’s just old age then!
Haha, love this! Even worse is that I find I’m turning into my mother-in-law. She has this great way of saying ‘there we are then’, which means you clearly haven’t tried hard enough but I won’t say it. OH has pointed out in horror a few occasions lately where it has slipped out! 😀 #effitfriday
Goodness I hope I don’t turn into my MIL!!
Haha so funny and so true. I have feared it for a while (and so has my husband) I call my Children by the cats name regularly .. Oh no its worse than I thought. Thanks for bringing it to my attention 🙂 #FridayFrolics
Pets and children are all the same in our house!
I think we all turn into our mums at some point lol. To be fair there’s a lot worse people to become but it can be horrifying the first time it happens – you open your mouth and your mum comes out!
Thanks for linking up to #effitfriday
Debbie
Yes that’s EXACTLY what is happening!!
Oh crap! I scored 10 out of 10.
My son asked me why I was making a funny face yesterday. It was my cringe face after the words “No buts” fell out of my mouth.
Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
Oh yes – I say that one too!
Uh-oh I do most of those things – I think I’m turning into your mother as well, haha! I have to agree, sometimes I feel too much like my own mother. I especially like the phrase ‘wind your neck in’, I’ve never heard that before!
My mum ALWAYS used to say ‘wind your neck in’ – and always in the same tone of voice!!
I’ve already accepted I’ve turned into my mum, but what’s even more funny is that my mum won’t accept she’s turned into my nan or that my 27 year old sister is already turning into my mum!
Great post, “When you sit down you find yourself sighing involuntarily,” – this is literally my mum and I ! x
Haha I am definitely starting to show some signs of this! My mum is awesome though so I don’t mind too much! #KCACOLS
That’s a relief then!!
So scary yet so true, I am certainly morphing into my Mum in so many things, I hear myself sounding like her and try to remember how I felt as a child on the receiving end! #KCACOLS
You’ve hit the nail on the head – the thing to remember is what it’s like to be on the receiving end!!
haha love this! luckily I don’t tick off that many just yet! but they definitely get a “we’ll see” and i always have an obligatory tissue somewhere ! :p #KCACOLS
It’s a slippery slope – you’ll be ticking off more in a few years!
Hehehehe I do ALL of these so I am most definitely turning into my mother! I also say things like “I heard you the first time ” (which X my boys repeat back to me) and “ssshhhh” a lot too!!
Thanks so much for linking up to #KCACOLS and I hope to see you back again next week xx
Yup – I do them all too. Shoot me now!
Haha.. Great read!!! It’s official.. I am turning to my mom.
Pleased you liked it! Thanks for popping overx
very funny – love number 2 – do that ALL the time! great post and like you I don’t mind turning in to my mother as she’s truly very beautiful #sundaystars
I’ve thought of so many more things I do now too – I could probably write a list of 20!
I’m not turning into my mum yet as only do 2 or 3 of these things 🙂 I’ll give it a few more years. #kcacols lifeinthemumslane
You’re so lucky then! I wish I could say that!
I nodded along to all of these! I came to the realisation not so long back that I am definitely becoming my mum! I have found myself saying the exact same things she used to say to us, and I swore to myself I never would!
Laura xx
#KCACOLS
It seems to be a fate coming to us all!!
So true! I open my mouth occasionally and my mother pops out!
I don’t know why it’s so horrifying but it is!!
Too funny! I’m totally turning into my mom as well. I don’t mind tho – my mom is pretty great 🙂 #KCACOLS
You’re very lucky!x
I think I am a yes to all! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! #SundayStars
I know, it’s bad isn’t it!!
Haha! I can see how this would apply to lots of people. My mother and I are REALLY different people so I don’t think this is going to be much of an issue for me- though, I guess I have started to say some of those generally ‘mumsy’ things. Can I just say how gorgeous your mum is?! #KCACOLS
She’ll be very pleased to hear that!x
Yes, it happens to us all. My husband is always telling me I’m turning into my mother because I can’t resist bulk buying food that’s on offer – which is (I must admit) true. This list really made me giggle, especially the Celebrity Big Brother point – who the hell are half of them?!
Thank you so much for linking up to #SundayStars xx
Yes – I’ve started bulk buying too! Especially tinned anchovies…
I think this myself ALL the time, especially with the phrases I use. Like you, I say “we’ll see” all the time and I remember hating that as a child. I guess we just can’t help ourselves lol! #kcacols
It’s coming to us all eventually I think!
Haha i am definitely turning into my mum and have agreed to most of what you have listed too haha! #sundaystars
I’m so glad it’s not only me!
Oh God this is so me! I do indeed keep a tissue up my sleeve and use supermarket coupons – eeek!!! A great funny post xx #KCACOLS
There’s no shame in a supermarket coupon!!
Haha – I’m okay as I only do a couple of these! On the other hand, my mum doesn’t do most of them either so my not doing them probably doesn’t prove I’m not turning into my mother! The name thing though! My mum was terrible for that, but I have always had a better memory so thought I would not do it. I do it. #KCACOLS
You’re one of the lucky ones!
I actually think I may be turning in to your mum instead of mine ha! Much as I love my mum – this must never be allowed to happen!
Thanks for linking up to #TenThings
Stevie x
My mum will be flattered!x
Argh! This is me! I’ve turned into your Mum! #tenthings
You’re not the only one!!
Hee hee yes yes yes to all of these! Oh, does that mean I’m also turning into YOUR mum?! She’s very lovely and glamorous by the way 🙂 I’m definitely turning into mine except mine actually knows who everyone is on Celeb Big Brother etc, God knows how she knows but she does! Mim x #TheList
She’ll be very happy you said that!x
Well, that’s it then. I am my mother. It’s nice to know that I’m not alone, though!!
#abitofeverything
Definitely not…
Oh My! Thats a good list! I have no idea who any of the celebrities are! #abitofeverything
I don’t think we really need to know in the grand scheme of things (another thing my mum would say!!)
I am going to try really hard not to turn in to my mother….but I certainly have some that are appearing from my mother in law… #sundaystars
That’s even worse!!
Ha ha, this was funny. Although I don’t tick a lot of these points, I’m under no illusion that I am turning into my Mother! #abitofeverything
There’s not a lot we can do about it either…
I think I’m my mother already-I definitely have no idea who the dubious “celebs” on any of those reality shows are. I was once in a lift with someone, and when we got out a young mother stopped the other person and asked her for an autograph. I still have no idea why or who she was. Oh, and I’m always trying not to put tissues in my sleeves. #TenThings
You should have asked!! I wonder who it was…
OMG… It cannot be!
I would NEVER say I’m turning into my biological mum (long story) but I can totally hear my (step)mum’s words in my head and am totally turning *read have turned* into her. I was nodding along to all of these things! 🙂
Thanks for linking to #PoCoLo
I guess it’s inevitable if we spend a lot of time with a person!x
Haha, oh dear. Looking at this list, I think I might be turning into my mother too!xx #abitofeverything
It’s only a matter of time…!
I was actually scared to read this as I knew what the answer would be! Great list x
Don’t be scared, it’s all ok really!
Hahahaa this is all me. I also think “ooh I wouldn’t mind a nice cup of tea”. I think I’m turning into my dad rather than my mum though 🙂
That’s an interesting one – I don’t think I’ve ever heard my dad in myself but my brother is definitely turning into him!!
I love this! I can tick so many off! xx #TenThings
I think I could even extend the list to 20…
Ha ha, yes to nearly all. Tissue up sleeve – yuk! But yes to that too! Great read x #abitofeverything
At least it’s a tissue and not a hanky…
I can tick EVERY one of these – Oh My God!!!!
#effitfriday
Lucky you!!
Love this post! If I ever turn in to my mother, then I will have lost millions in therapy bills! Goodness , just shoot me!
Oh dear, that sounds bad..!
Ha ha – yes we’re all doomed! And while we love our mums dearly, it’s still a shock to find ourselves turning into them isn’t it? Thanks for linking up to #PoCoLo x
It was certainly a shock for me!!
Yes Yes Yes This list is sounding very familiar!! Everything in the media for me is ‘not like it used to be’, I think ‘celebrity big bollocks forest whatever’ is produced by the devil and will bring the world down. However, my mum, bless her cottons, dresses older than her years and exactly like her 89 year old mum. So if she ever admires any clothing I might look at I know its probably not a good choice for me…
Very funny post!! #TenThings
Kathy xx
So she’s turned into her mum but you haven’t turned into her…yet!!
Yep!!! It will come I know, but I am fighting it hard!! 🙂
Argh! It’s happening to me. ‘We’ll see’ used to drive me mad as a kid and now I use it. There’s a certain inevitability to it I think – no escape! #tenthings
I think you’re right..!
NOOO!!!!! I said yes to most of the points on your list! I say “Wel’ll see” all the time, hoping the kids will forget in time. I love coupons too much as well…sigh..Great post! .thanks for sharing this with #abitofeverything
‘We’ll see’ should be banned – I used to HATE it when my mum said that!
I realised a few years back I had basically turned into my mother too! I pretty much do most of the above except the good housekeeping subscription #KCACOLS
I bet you’d find Good Housekeeping a great read if you picked it up though!!
Oh no! Yes to all those, except 4 and 5. It’s happening, I’m turning into my mum! Argh!!!
Nah…she’s lovely really. Does make me feel old to be doing this stuff though!
I feel sooo old these days!
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OMG! I am my mother! Great post huni. Thanks for linking up to #TheList x
It’s a fate coming to us all!!x
Frighteningly I do most of these things Great post. Thanks xx
Unfortunately so do I…
Haha love this, I am turning into my mum! But she’s incredible but I don’t mind. #abitofeverything xx
That’s good to hear – I think you’re in the minority!
haha this is fab! I think that I’m turning into my mother everyday. I am so guilty of calling everyone each other’s names – my daughter even gets called Max (our dog) when she’s naughty! And I am so that person who wraps up minuscule pieces of leftover food thinking I’ll use it and never do. And don’t even get me onto coupons! Great post x
Pleased you like it! I call my two by the cats names all the time!!
Hahaha brilliant! But actually not so brilliantly I’m definitely showing traits of this, sighing, ‘we’ll see’, and using tissues to clean H’s face (they’ve not reached my sleeves but I’m sure that will come (oh gosh I so hope not!!!) #kcacols
I even tuck tissues in my bra strap – must try to stop!!
Dear god I’m my own mother. Can I unsee this post? Can I? I’m only 26 this can’t be it!? Haha I love my mum to bits also but not only do look like her I now sound like her too. This post did make me laugh out loud (note no text speak 😉 #tenthings
I sound like my mum too – if you’re listening from another room you might not be able to tell the difference!!
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True on all counts! ‘Wind your neck in’ – love that one, lol. #abitofeverything
My mum used to say that practically every day!
Loved the wind your neck back in line. And yes…the sighing… I think my main mummism is that I guilt trip my kids in the way my mum did. Not funny really! #ABitofEverything
I don’t know – depends what the guilt trip is!!x
The worrying thing is I’m turning into my Mum and I’m a Dad.
I could copy and paste your list into a post and only have to change one or two things.
It seems no matter how hard we try, once children enter the fray we become our parents. Pity I couldn’t turn I to my Dad he’s so laid back!
Great post.
#tenthings
That is very worrying indeed! I’m actually a lot like my dad too…
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