It’s no secret – or surprise – that pregnancy changes your body.
After growing a human being and either pushing it out of your foo-foo or having it surgically removed from the top it would be strange if it didn’t change in some way. But what has come as a surprise to me is the downright weird ways pregnancy changes your body (and I’m not just talking about your face).
I’ve been having problems with my eye sight ever since Littlest B was born – my vision has been blurred, sometimes I’ve been seeing double and I’ve been walking around squinting out of each eye trying to work out what the problem is.
Terrified there was something seriously wrong (did I have a brain tumour? Was I losing my sight? Was I simply so tired I couldn’t see straight anymore?) or that I was finally going round the twist thanks to the Lost Sleep of Motherhood I went to the doctor, who rather unhelpfully scratched his head and rubbed his chin and sent me to the optician.
It turns out the problem was none of the above. Since having baby number three my vision has in fact improved, meaning I’m not as short sighted as I once was and I’ve been walking around wearing contact lenses and glasses that have been over-correcting my vision.
So no wonder my sight was blurred, I was seeing double and I was walking around squinting trying to work out what the problem was! The optician put the change down to my pregnancy, and it turns out I’m not the only one whose body has done weird things.
I’ve canvassed some fellow bloggers to find out how pregnancy changed their bodies, and the results range from the bizarre to the hilarious.
10 weird ways pregnancy changes your body
1. It can make your eyesight better – or worse.
“I spent £3,000 having my eyes lasered and had perfect vision. Then I had my first baby and pregnancy hormones caused me to become short sighted again. The optician said that it wouldn’t go back to normal until I stopped breastfeeding, but I have been pregnant, breastfeeding or both for the last five years so had to go back to wearing glasses.” Sian at Quite Frankly She Said.
2. It can make your feet shrink.
“My feet shrank by a whole shoe size after having my first baby. I literally had to buy a whole wardrobe of new shoes!” Laura at Five Little Doves.
3. It can make your feet grow.
“My feet went up two sizes. I had massive pregnancy swelling that just never went down – it’s been eight years now so I should give up hope of ever fitting into my pretty size fives again.” Kelly at Lets Go Somewhere Nice.
4. It can put you off alcohol – for life.
“I became allergic to alcohol! Ten years on I still can’t touch the stuff – it’s really not fair.” Tracey at Pack the PJs.
5. It can make you look like you’ve got an alien in your tummy.
“I had really bad muscle separation when having my twins so I’m left with a weird dome shape in between my ribs when I lean backwards. Very odd!” Beth at Twinderelmo.
6. It can make your hair curly.
“My hair went from dead straight to wavy after my first daughter. It was like I woke up after labour with a perm.” Lucy at Real Mum Reviews.
7. It can make your hair change colour.
“My hair colour changed almost overnight. I went from being a dark blonde to dark brunette. My natural hair colour now looks too dark for me.” Emma at Island Living 365.
8. It does weird things to your belly button.
“My belly button is all of a sudden very big and squishy and shriveled (and dare I say it – deep!) It really freaks me out, and I worry what another pregnancy would do to it!” Abi at Something About Baby.
9. It can make you taller.
“I grew an inch after my first baby which means I know have to try and find size 6 trousers with a 34in leg!” Vanessa at Jibber Jabber UK.
10. It can make you smell sneezes.
“I can now smell my sneezes – like a sweet pollen smell. I definitely couldn’t before!” Natasha at Mummy and Moose.
Has pregnancy changed your body in a weird way? I’d love to hear how!
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I love this list! I’m trying to think of anything that changed in my body, I do think that my eyesight improved very slightly. Since having my second I get awful period pains, I never really had them before.
It really does change the weirdest things! My feet are slightly smaller since pregnancy, I’m not sure its affected much else though (other than the typical wider hips and saggy boobs!) #thelistlinky
I now feel motion a LOT more! I can’t go on a swing without starting to feel dizzy even if I swing super slow! #thelistlinky
Thanks for including me weird pregnancy after-effect – looking at some of these I realise it could have been worse, at least I can drink away and stress abut my giant feet!
This is great. I wish pregnancy had shrunk my feet a size instead of my size 6 boats!! I feel robbed of not having any super pregnancy changes now apart from dodgy hair regrowth! #bestandworst
Enjoyed reading the weird and wonderful things that pregnancy can do to us women! I was very lucky. My allergies were so much better and I also went up a whole shoe size from a two to a size three. Happy days! Can I just say my eldest is now 30! Still wearing those size 3’s
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Damn, I wish my feet would have gotten smaller! #bestandworst
It really does do odd things! I hate my belly button now, I still can’t stomach the idea of curry and I’m sure my eyesight has changed! #BestandWorst
Piles, breasts like empty socks, a stomach that looks like I am pregnant after a large meal, farts and bigger feet.
Brilliant! NOT. Pen x #KCACOLS
I’m sure pregnancy made my feet wider – or maybe that’s just getting old! #KCACOLS
It’s crazy how your body changes when you are expecting- and every pregnancy really is so different!
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This is fascinating!!! Who knew pregnancy could change your eyesight or hair colour! I wish pregnancy would make my hair curly, I’ve always wanted curly hair. Thanks for joining #KCACOLS
haha yes my feet shrank too! #KCACOLS
Oh my word that last one is so strange! My feet definitely grew with my pregnancies, and I’m sure my rib cage grew too, and never went back to normal. x #TheListLinky
The smelling sneezes is bizzare. My wife’s eyes puffed up inside her sockets. Like a millimetre too big for her sockets. it’s not a common pregnancy side effect but a really annoying one.
Pregnancy does such weird things to us! My feet are a size smaller now, how does being pregnant effect your feet!?
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I developed hypothyroidism after my second!
Would much rather my feet has shrank….actually then my shoes wouldn’t fit…I love my shoes…. hmmm!
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Haha what a great post. Hmmm I can’t think of anything now other than I have only just started to eat rice crispies again after od’ing on them with cravings, ha! Thanks for linking up to the #bestandworst
ooh a great crowdsourced post! I’d heard about hair changing texture and feet growing but not any of the other body changes before!
Just phenomenal. I knew the human body was amazing but some of these are just mind blowing. My feet went up a size and never returned. My hands are also bigger so altho I eventually got my wedding rings back on. They are far from loose as they used to be. I can only wear large rubber gloves and they are still tight. Had to throw out all my costume rings and gloves. They don’t look huge they’ve just widened and so have the fingers. I was left with diastasis recti(ab muscle separation). And also pregnancy and breastfeeding cured my migraines but they returned once I stop breastfeeding. I plan to eternally pump with my next one until I reach menopause lol
I was lucky with my first pregnancy that not much changed except my feet are now a slightly different size. God know what’s in store for me the second time round, I hope my eyesight doesn’t go as I’ve also had laser surgery! x #KCACOLS